i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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