This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
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turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
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Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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