You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
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