I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
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There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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