Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
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I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
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how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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