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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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