chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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