we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
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I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
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I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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