I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
God I need to hump something, right now.
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