My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
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i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
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No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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