I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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