he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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