I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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