forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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