i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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