is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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