Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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