Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
How external is "for external use only"?
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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