My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
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Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
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No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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