Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
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He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
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You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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