Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
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