i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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