OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
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Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
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No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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