i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
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how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
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I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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