that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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