we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
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God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
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I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
The power of my boobs compel you
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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