she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
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considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
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He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.