He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
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I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
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It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.