Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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