How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
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I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
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Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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