take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Well I just put wine in my tea
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
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