hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
you inspire me to be a worse person
That was an excessively violent trivia night
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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