so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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