Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
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Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
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Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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