youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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