She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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