Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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