so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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