Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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