shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
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And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
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Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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