if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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