I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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