There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
You need Xanax blowdarts
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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