I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
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oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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