where am i from again
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
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a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
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That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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