Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Randomize
