are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
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Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
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I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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