i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
you didnt know i had herpes?
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
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I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
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It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
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