Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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