She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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