Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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