"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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