i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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