We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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