Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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