so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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