Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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