He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
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