You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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