That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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