im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
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I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
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Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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