he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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