You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Just puked most of my soul out..
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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